SHITTY BOLLYWOOD

Here’s why..

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NO REGARD FOR LAWS OF PHYSICS ESP. GRAVITY
Basic Physics is what I was taught in school since I was no more than ten, maybe. One of the very first theories that children are taught in Physics is GRAVITY. The thing that keeps us on the ground. The thing that makes this planet habitable besides air and water.
Unrealistic moves and gravity defying fighting sequences are so stupid and boring. I mean can anyone jump and then projectile himself on their own? It is so stupid. So stupid.

NONSENSE IN PLACE OF COMMON SENSE
This thing that is not taught but people gain from environment they grow up in is COMMON SENSE. Bollywood wants people to forget using their minds even if it is their common sense which does not take a substantial amount of thinking but is instantaneous. They expect them to be as dumb as the director of the movie. I can’t do that.

PLAGIARISM OF CONTENT FROM OTHER FILM INDUSTRIES
Plagiarism is a religion for Mumbai film industry. Copying. Stealing. Ripping off. Plagiarism. What ever you may call it. There’s no concept of original content here. ORIGINALITY is a rare phenomenon in Bollywood.

EVEN THE NAME BOLLYWOOD IS SHAMELESSLY PLAGIARISED
Okay, Bollywood likes to copy stuffs from various film industries around the world. But ripping off a name itself? How low life is that? At least, have an original name. Pathetic.

UNREALISTIC PORTRAYAL OF THE LEAD
The “hero” of the movie is supposed to be an unassailable all-rounder. He should be handsome, a topper in the class, a singer, a dancer, a mad scientist, and what not. WTF. There’s no one in this world can do everything.

UNREALISTIC LOVE STORIES
Bollywood’s portrayal of love is unrealistic and actually stupid. Just like their directors and story writers. The reasons are obvious that I don’t think I need to write it.

LOVE STORY IN EVERY GENRE
No matter what subject they make a movie on, there HAS TO BE A LOVE STORY IN IT. They are so obsessed with love stories! I guess it’s the lack of love in their life.

MEANINGLESS SEX BASED MOVIES WITH ADULT FILM ACTORS
Besides romance, Bollywood has found another topic to play with the new generation of actresses who can bare some skin. But it’s still stupid, unrealistic, and the skin is not enough either. No wonder these movies never make money. Why would anyone spend money on this shit when they can readily access porn?

GLORIFICATION OF CRIME
Bollywood glorifies criminals with movies made on them that shows their love life and “circumstances” that made them bad or even plain portrayal of criminal life packed with, again, unrealistic action sequences.
Portraying movie stars as a fearless policeman or a handsome criminal who can go to any extent to get a woman is another issue. In India, movies do not portray real life scenario but it is opposite. People get influenced by the shit they watch. Not realising that it is a work of fiction and is not intended to be followed in real life.

OBSESSION WITH RAPE SCENES
Bollywood was once obsessed with rape scenes and every damn movie had it at some point. And victim was either lead’s sister or would-be wife.

BOLLYWOOD’S OWN JUSTICE SYSTEM
Continuing the above point, in some of these movies, the solution to the rape was the marriage of the victim with the rapist! Obviously, rapist was not regarded as a criminal. How twisted is that? Bollywood has had so many sick people. What a justice for the victim! It actually happens is real life in some parts of India.
In Bollywood, if someone kills your family, it is obviously assumed that the justice is in killing their family. Khoon ka badla khoon. Blood for blood. What BS. Why is police and judiciary there for?

PORTRAYING EVE-TEASING AS NORMAL
For Bollywood people, Eve-teasing and cat calls are everyday things. They even make teasing songs which the protagonist sings with his twenty random stranger friends on the street to “please” the girl. Wow. Class. And not in the B Grade movies. Mainstream movies serve this shit. Youngsters take this thing very seriously and copy this stuff. This is so normal now. Recent surveys suggest most girls face some sort of harassment in their life. Shameful that some (stupid) girls take these things as normal (because they have been conditioned to believe it since childhood) and a testament to their womanhood.

STUPID DANCE SEQUENCES
As soon as a song starts, random people appear from nowhere and start dancing with the leads. WHAT?
Whatever in the name of creativity. Who sings on the middle of the road with twenty people following their lead? Where does this happen?

QUALITY OF MUSIC AND LYRICS
Bollywood has produced some really nice songs over the years. But many of the (hit) music produced in Bollywood is not original. I used to think R D Burman and others of that era must have been great musicians but the reality they were as crooked as the music directors of these days and did not shy away from plagiarising music from the west. They have widened their horizons and actually started copying from South Korea, France and others.
Copying just turns me off and no matter how good it sounds I will not listen to it.

“ONE LINER” MOVIES
Some movies do not have proper dialogues but random one liners which the protagonist, antagonist and every one else in the movie use to convey emotions to each other. How dumb is that?

INSULTING AUDIENCES’ INTELLIGENCE
All the above points to this: Bollywood and the Indian show business thinks people are stupid. They insult their intelligence day in and day out with mindless plots and stupid storylines.
Indian television too, including most of the news channels have just plain dumb shit content. Not worthy of even one look.

ZOMBIE AUDIENCE
Unfortunately, the film industry has successfully turned a lot of people into stupid zombies. Or perhaps these were dormant zombies ready to be discovered. These zombies actually pay to watch these stupid movies. And the fan following is at a all time high. Even the crimes that actors commit are not a deterrent to these “fans” to not like those favourite (criminal) actor. Same goes for the politicians.
I fail to understand why someone is a fan of other person. It does not make any sense to me. Appreciation is another thing but following blindly is PLAIN STUPIDITY.
I can only say this: DON’T BE A STUPID IDIOT ZOMBIE. Please refuse to watch stupid content. It is the only way to force these producers to give opportunity to smart people to direct and write stories for the movies.

Mumbai film industry does provide bread and butter to millions of people and so it is an integral part of the Mumbai’s and India’s economy. So.. Speechless.

P.S. Don’t come charging at me for rare watchable flicks that comes out once in a blue moon.